MP3 Player for the Next Apocalypse
Imagine this:
The year is 2009. The world is torn asunder by World War 3 which started when China invaded Poland because some official ate a bad Polish Hot Dog and died. Most major utilities are out. You flush the toilet with water hand pumped from the back yard. You ate canned baked beans and wieners for the 30th night in a row. And….
You’re listening to Britney’s latest album (from last year) on your MP3 player.
That’s right, folks. Your MP3 player still has juice. Why? Is it because you were smart and invested in a solar powered and expensive charger?
Heck no! Everyone knows that when the world blows up, the skies will be forever overcast.
You bought yourself your very own hand-cranked MP3 player! That’s right, the folks over on UberGizmo hunted this thing down, and it will save you from decades of boredom in a post-apocalyptic electricity-less world. It is available from GeekStuff4U.com for approximately 6000 Yen. I’m not sure what that equates to dollarwise (And I’m too lazy to type “convert 6000 yen to dollars” to Google), but I’m sure it’s cheaper now than it will be post-apocalypse! So run on over there and check it out and save yourself from a torturous Britney-less experience after the world ends!
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April 5th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
59 dollars.
April 15th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
(And I’m too lazy to type “convert 6000 yen to dollars” to Google)
April 16th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
“6 000 Japanese yen = 59.31 U.S. dollars”
I love Google
April 17th, 2008 at 11:50 am
…and I hate you
March 4th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
Thanks for sharing. That was EXACTLY what I had in mind.